The audacious dame
The audacious dame

rosesinblue:

I love being in college because there are no actual adults around so everyone is just going around bullshitting their way through basic tasks. Like I can be like “I think I got better from my cold because I ate an orange yesterday” and everyone is like “Yeah makes sense” and somebody could just be like “I’m gonna put my pillow in the washing machine to clean it” and everyone’s like “Sounds like a great idea John”

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angelamerkel:

yeezyslides:

angelamerkel:

yeezyslides:

neither, bc brownies are fucking nasty and so are the bitches who eat them

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I’m sorry that nobody in your family can bake

my moms a private chef and im in culinary training dont roast us like this

i’m sorry that your mom went to culinary school and still can’t bake :(

(via spongebobssquarepants)

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